Hotter than Satan's gooch

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A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

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Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

Satan's Moneyshot by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

Satan's rimjob by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010

Satan's Anus

The sometimes brown and grey part that is located at the bottom of a banana.

Lauren does not want to put satan's anus in her mouth, so she let the dog eat it.

Satan's Anus by Bootygotmelike December 4, 2016

Satan's Doorbell

Satan's Doorbell is the turbo Christian term for a woman's clitoris.

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.

- Garfunkel & Oats

Satan's Doorbell by Psychedelic Harry Too July 13, 2013

Satan's Waterfall

A woman's menstruation

Gabi was really irritated at the world because of Satan's waterfall.

Satan's Waterfall by dil3mma April 24, 2015

satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

satan's foot by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026