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cunt saucer 

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.
That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!
Noun: master of the sauce - someone who embodies and exudes sauce
Did you see Sasha in that banging Shrek costume? He is definitely a sauceror”
Sauceror by Sashlotte October 14, 2021

Mr.Saunders 

A teacher at Richard Hale. Tim saunders Head of physical education is a absolute unit of a P.E teacher! At first he comes across scary like a big boulder extremely intimidating but when you get to know him he's a big softie. Also if you are good at sports you are immediately one of his favourites if you are not sport talented you are in for a surprise. Mr.Saunders specialises in Rugby and surprisingly volley ball. Not to mention he has a walking speed of 77mph. But one thing not to do is make Tim upset or you are in for a real treat. And if you are lucky you get to hear his banging tunes during circuit training.
Student 1: what's that come over the hill
Student 2: it's a Mr.Saunders a Tim Saunders!!!
Student 1: Thought it was a egg to be honest
Mr.Saunders by Big Ian wolff April 24, 2019

Itchy Saucer 

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.
Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.
Itchy Saucer by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Kaylord Saunders Jr. 

Some gay lord working at Great River School.
You're acting the Kaylord Saunders Jr.

Doing a Saunders 

When, after partaking in consumption of a significant amount of alcohol / get pissed / completely wankered, you are overcome with the urge to strip completed naked, leave your own hotel room and search for a strangers / neighbours hotel room. The reason being to use the strangers lavatory to "drop the kids off" / "take a dump" / "have an enormous shit" (if unable, you are permitted to carry out a "lazy wee" / "knock one out"). Once done, you then must pass out, only to be woken up by the resident of the hotel room asking if someone is in his bathroom.

Upon discovery, you then steal one of the residents towels to cover your modesty, sprint out of the room back to your own room, to be let in by hotel security who question identity / sanity !!
"Fuck sake! Who's done a Saunders in the toilet???"

Upon seeing a naked man running through a hotel, say out load "Saunders in progress"

A group of friends discussing the night before, "yeah, he did a Saunders".

"Lads, I am Doing a Saunders"
Doing a Saunders by DoingASaunders February 3, 2014