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Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017
Satte (Sat-tee) someone who is sexually active to the extreme

S = SEXUALLY

A = ACTIVE

T = TO
T = THE
E = EXTREME
"My girlfriend can get really satte sometimes"
satte by alxxx69r June 22, 2014

Satterwhite 

The epitome of the American male. He radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

The Satterwhite carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
Dude, That guy is a Satterwhite
Satterwhite by simplejack322 January 4, 2012

Sattelite 

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.
Sattelite by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007

Satterfielding 

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.
There he goes satterfielding again!
Satterfielding by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

Satterfield 

A college football position that defies logic/common sense/reason in the face of facts.
He is doing a satterfield.
Satterfield by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011