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Sattelite

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.
by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007
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sattelite

Awesome. Fantastic. Superb. "Sattelite" is like cool^infinity. Uttered in conjunction with a hand signal depicting a sattelite in orbit.
OMG your belt is so sattelite... where did you get it?
by suiluj May 13, 2005
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sattelite high school

A school full of bitches and hoes and the guys are a bunch of tools, pot heads everywear and big scary dudes that look like the fucking Cookie Monster
Whoa dude sattelite high school = pot heads and bad food

Whoa
by Lolol trollingbih November 30, 2016
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mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.
Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.
by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007
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satellite jeon

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin
It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)
by Flossie-min May 7, 2018
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Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
by PWS27 May 10, 2017
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Satellite ears

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...
(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo
by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009
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