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Sargonic 

Weaponized use of language, or rhetoric, toward an offending, ignorant, or closed-minded individual (or group) with the intent of highlighting said individual(s) hypocrisy
Did you hear about Jeff and Shirley arguing racism? Jeff claimed that the cis-hetero white supremacist patriarchal nature of the police department she works for is responsible for the genocide of black Americans. Shirley was poetic in her Sargonic response to Jeff when she pointed out Jeff voted for Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Sargonic by Vaintiquity December 28, 2018
Words you can keep

sargonic humor 

Noun. An incredibly harsh joke, in which the unabashed aim is to completely annihilate the target, regardless of the consequences.
At first Jimmy thought the joking was all in good fun just, but only came to understand that it was sargonic humor after her friend explained the viscious reality of the subtext.
sargonic humor by Bren-Gun January 31, 2021

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.
I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

Sardonicast 

A podcast with three cynical assholes that talk about movies and other dumb shit. A Brit, a gay Canadian and a failed abortion are our stunningly critical hosts.
Him: I love Sardonicast its my favorite podcast!
Her: Ohh he must be gay

Sardonic 

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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Sardonic by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Sardonic 

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.
Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...
Sardonic by M.Boyle April 24, 2007

sarconic 

the amalgamation of the two terms sarcastic and ironic (if sarcastic and ironic had a baby)

when you are simultaneously sarcastic and ironic
i didn't really think you would do that I was being sarconic
sarconic by james._y3 April 3, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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