Sarcasmity

The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.

Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:

Sarcasmity by Jrean September 1, 2009

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.

E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.

sarcasmic insultion by n_beckwith March 8, 2008

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmatic 

A combination of being sarcastic and charismatic.

I have a sarcasmatic personality.

sarcasmatic by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.

Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.

sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

sarcastitude 

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.

boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!

sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009