sarcacity

(n) the act of using sarcasm to the point of being a complete ass.

- you look great in those pants (girl is violently fat)
- no you're not balding (dude looks like a polished cue ball)
- that's a really sweet shirt (shirt is plaid with checkers)
- you should never have children (no explanation needed)

ouch, that was some extreme sarcacity!

by theboySC May 16, 2008

sarcactus

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.

1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."

by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013

Saudacity

The ability to not give a shit without being a simp

Girl 1: Do you like my new shoes
Guy 1:I really don’t give a shit
Guy 2: wow, he’s got some saudacity

by Saudibird March 3, 2020

salacity

An adjective. Specifically describing something in a positive manor, it means cute, hot, charming etc.

Girl 1:“Omg his voice is so salacity!”
Girl 2: “I know right?!”

by 2bxiia December 20, 2020

Sarcacetious

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)

I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.

by Shane McGehee July 22, 2008

smartacity

The state of being a smart ass, or possibly something done to create such a state. A Latinate spelling of "smart-ass-ity".

HMB's urbandictionary definitions are characterized by their loquacity, obscurity, and smartacity.

"What your comment lacks in logical merit or accuracy, it more than makes up for in smartacity."

by HMB December 24, 2007

sarcerity

n. (sar-SAIR-it-ee') A combination of sarcasm and sincerity.

See also sarcere

When I told her I liked her joke, I was being a little sarcastic, but a little sincere...so I was using sarcerity."

by nduanetesh July 4, 2010