Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmistic 

sarcastic mixed with optimistic. Being sarcastic and optimistic at the same time.

The kid was sarcasmistic about the 40 mile bus ride.

sarcasmistic by drgnflm13 November 13, 2004

sarcasmistic 

To be beyond sarcastic or to be in sarcasm

Why are you being so sarcasmistic about it?

sarcasmistic by dfinf2 August 30, 2005

sarcasmistic 

Mixture of "sarcasm" and "orgasmic:" a bit like schadenfreude, that great feeling when you get really biting sarcasm.

That Woody Allen movie was sarcasmistic, though twisted (and perhaps because)

sarcasmistic by mirimin April 7, 2004

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

sarcasmatic 

A combination of being sarcastic and charismatic.

I have a sarcasmatic personality.

sarcasmatic by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

sarcasmastic 

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.

Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

sarcasmastic by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010