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Samaras 

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1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
Samaras by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009
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Samaradistic 

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1. To be evil for enjoyment; tease others in an annoying way
2. To be of relating to, the evilness of Samara.
You must leave class early and tell your teacher this, but your teacher acts like they don't believe you, to see how you react. They are being Samaradistic.
Samaradistic by Riccy March 8, 2009

Samarah 

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Samarah is the most wonderful woman you will ever meet. She holds MANY talents but hides them. Once you find them you you’ll fall in love. like i did. samarah is a shy quiet girl in the back of the class but once you get to know her she’s jumping on your back like a goddam koala. am i complaining? ABSOLUTELY NOT. samarah is one of the most beautiful person you will ever meet. may short but she’s the goddam prettiest woman ever. SHE IDENTIFIES AS TALL. when you’re down samarah is always there to cheer you up and she doesn’t even know it. just her existence and presence is enough to make a man go from wanting to kill himself to never wanting to leave her arms. With samarah you could be the biggest baddest dude of them all and still just wanna be held by samarah.

i love you samarah 224
samarah is the SHEMXIEST beaner ever !!!!!
Samarah by diriigigodooaoals June 15, 2022

Professor Samarakone 

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Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦 

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A very wholesome and sweet song. It is an intro of a very family friendly anime, yarichin club. It is also a great song to sing around people who know Japanese
- Hi
-sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
-Oh, you are so sweet 🥰

Samara 

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A natural entertainer, usually multi-talented. Easily sidetracked, and although intelligent, can be very moronic at times. Sarcastic and outgoing, a Samara has many friends but is close with few. She is interested in many things and because she never divulges too far into one topic, she can develop a reputation of being superficial. Samaras love to be attached to one person and be the life of the party. Excellent taste in music, incredible body. Knows no boundaries or limits and can come off as intimidating. Nobody breaks her heart, she calls the shots and knows how to play the game. Samara's never stop talking and love attention. They also have a great sense of humor and are charismatic. They can win almost anyone over.
Jim: Whos that girl over there ?
Bill: Oh dude that's a Samara, she's so fine!
Samara by under the roof.1 June 12, 2017

Samara 

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A very beautiful and talented person. A samara usually has beautiful curly hair, is in love with books, like they are her life! She i a very artistic person and often feels down about themselves. Samara is very sarcastic and could have a temper problems and gets angry easily. A samara is beautiful and the best so if you have her as a sister or a friend , never let go of her!!!!!!!!!
Leila: I went out to shop with samara yesterday......
Yasmin: oh cool your so lucky
Samara by person??? April 1, 2015
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