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samaaras 

my friend samaaras bought me c2 ayaka and gave me $300 extra
samaaras by .hyyperz August 2, 2021
Words you can keep
samaaras are like geminis
"IM DAT BITCH OKAY. IM SAMAARA."
samaara by cookie monster12 August 9, 2021
1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
Samaras by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009

samarastovalll 

Samara is a 9 year old girl living in Ferguson with her brother Reco and her Mom,Stephanie Monique Stovall. She goes to Berkeley Elementary and has a friend name Carmen Bailey.
"Samarastovalll lives in St.Louis and has a cousin named Haylei Brooks"
samarastovalll by Blue berries October 16, 2021
samaaras are girls who switch up quickly. their beautiful and funny but also have a dark side towards them. don’t mess with them otherwise you don’t know what’s coming your way
did you hear samaara broke her boyfriend’s arm cus he kissed another girl?
Samaara by anonymous November 21, 2021
A Samaara is a gorgeous person with luscious hair.
Samaara's are very good at finding out if people are lying, Samaara's are usually overthinkers and are in love with books.
They typically like to be in their own comfort corner filled with books and music.
They love having people around and are always motivated.
They deeply care for their friends and make sure they know that.
Samaara's are very smart, they usually like reading about History.
They typically like a good action/romance novel.
Samaara's also love to have conversation, they like to talk a lot, mostly about subjects that pique their interests.
"I don't even know what to say about her, she's so smart and pretty!"

"she's a real Samaara".
Samaara by Ash_tag November 20, 2022
Samaara's are wonderful people who you would be lucky to attract in your life.
They are gorgeous people who tend to be sleepy all the time.
Samaara's always have a book in hand and often adore literature.
Samaara's are a natural lie detector and can always sense what a person might be feeling.
They have luscious hair and big bright eyes that see right through you.
If you betray a Samaara, she will never consider you a person again.
All in all, they are giving people who love music and making the people around them happy
person 1: she yawns all day and is gorgeous
person 2: You mean, she's a Samaara
Samaara by Ash_tag November 13, 2023
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