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Salesforce
a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.
It's in Salesforce.
Salesforce by Lbbbb June 10, 2013
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SalesLucy
Interviewer - So please tell us a bit about yourself?
Job seeker - I look beyond the line, read between the lines, think outside the box, question all information, avoid ignorance, fake and arrogance and dislike ambitious idiots
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Boss person - How did the interview go?
Interviewer - Terrible they were such a SalesLucy
Job seeker - I look beyond the line, read between the lines, think outside the box, question all information, avoid ignorance, fake and arrogance and dislike ambitious idiots
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Boss person - How did the interview go?
Interviewer - Terrible they were such a SalesLucy
SalesLucy by TheBinJuice November 3, 2021
Salesforce
An extremely indepth online software system designed to manage accounts for a company dealing with a large volume of sales.
Salesforce by Otis' August 20, 2008
salesfan
Any person whose fandom for a certain thing takes the form of a constant irritating sales pitch for those unfamiliar with or not already into said thing.
Salesforce Consultant
Rely Services will provide end-to-end Salesforce Consulting Services to help you fully utilize all of the advantages of the leading global CRM platform. Salesforce applications will transform your company's operations by refining the customer experience. Adopting salesforce applications AND using a Certified Salesforce Consultant enables your organization to enjoy more efficiency and increased ROI.
Salesforce Consultant by Salesforce-Consultant May 2, 2023
Salesforcey
1. The mystical ability to turn a simple task into a 12-step workflow requiring 3 consultants, 4 licenses, and a small sacrifice to the cloud gods.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.
• We just wanted a contact form, but it got Salesforcey and now Legal has to approve picklist values.
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'
Salesforcey by CommerceDude September 18, 2025
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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