collymclolly's definitions

Gill

Your one coworker who's always late, usually by several hours, but somehow never gets fired.

It's fucking 3 now, I was supposed to get off at 10 but it's Gill who was supposed to come in and take over.

When she does come in I should key her car, "10 PM"

by collymclolly May 19, 2021

Madturbate

What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.

When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.

by collymclolly January 10, 2021

Moist Fillet

A synonym for coochie.

Her moist fillet looks like roast beef dude, she's had way too much sex.

by collymclolly May 21, 2022