Madturbate

What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.

When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.

by collymclolly January 10, 2021

Gill

Your one coworker who's always late, usually by several hours, but somehow never gets fired.

It's fucking 3 now, I was supposed to get off at 10 but it's Gill who was supposed to come in and take over.

When she does come in I should key her car, "10 PM"

by collymclolly May 19, 2021

Moist Fillet

A synonym for coochie.

Her moist fillet looks like roast beef dude, she's had way too much sex.

by collymclolly May 22, 2022