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sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.
The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.
sucktitude by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

Smacktikus Buttockus 

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.
Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".
Smacktikus Buttockus by Big Wil August 18, 2006

Smacktitude 

A form of measurement which measures the level or state of mind that is achieved by the consumption of alcoholic beverages.
All the liquor that Charlie consumed has helped him achieve a new level of smacktitude.
Smacktitude by James Lukban January 29, 2009

sucktitudinousness 

n. 1. An advanced form of suckiness, usually measured by levels or degrees. Originally coined by popular blogger and wit James Lileks.
The program was always poor, though with the latest version we've reached an entirely new level of sucktitudinousness.
sucktitudinousness by Marantz April 8, 2008
It can basically mean both good or bad depending on the way you use it. it's like saying gay if it's "bad" without using that word. Or if your friend has a new game or hot shirt from a band with it's signature can be called "sicktits".
It was basically made when someone slurred the words "sicko" and "attitude" together.
Dude that fucking shirt is so Sicktits!
WTF that's Sicktits!
Sicktits! by ohmyjessus July 24, 2010

Slacktitude 

the aptitude you have while slacking; the aptitude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack
"The slacktitude that got me into AP Chemistry was the same slacktitude that got me kicked out of AP Literature in HighSchool."

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"Hey Coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war..."

"Hey Sir, I'm working to the best of my Slacktitude, I think I have mTBI or PTSD :-P"

"I think you just lost your god given givashittery soldier"
Slacktitude by Cooms February 28, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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