Sacktitus

Someone who acts like they are tough to cover up the fact they are lacking in balls.

That guys has a severe case of sacktitus.

by Shakespear VI December 24, 2011

sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

Smacktikus Buttockus

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.

Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

Smacktitude

A form of measurement which measures the level or state of mind that is achieved by the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

All the liquor that Charlie consumed has helped him achieve a new level of smacktitude.

by James Lukban January 29, 2009

sucktitudinousness

n. 1. An advanced form of suckiness, usually measured by levels or degrees. Originally coined by popular blogger and wit James Lileks.

The program was always poor, though with the latest version we've reached an entirely new level of sucktitudinousness.

by Marantz April 8, 2008

Sicktits!

It can basically mean both good or bad depending on the way you use it. it's like saying gay if it's "bad" without using that word. Or if your friend has a new game or hot shirt from a band with it's signature can be called "sicktits".
It was basically made when someone slurred the words "sicko" and "attitude" together.

Dude that fucking shirt is so Sicktits!
WTF that's Sicktits!

by ohmyjessus July 24, 2010

Slacktitude

the aptitude you have while slacking; the aptitude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack

"The slacktitude that got me into AP Chemistry was the same slacktitude that got me kicked out of AP Literature in HighSchool."

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"Hey Coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war..."

"Hey Sir, I'm working to the best of my Slacktitude, I think I have mTBI or PTSD :-P"

"I think you just lost your god given givashittery soldier"

by Cooms February 28, 2009