a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function
In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.
An obsessive fan of the Harry Potter series. Scarheads participate in the "HP" fandom through activities such as writing/reading fan fiction, listening to wizard rock, attending symposiums, etc. Also called Potterheads.