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I, a student of this school, can confirm this is a good enough(ish) school, but (most) students there DO NOT give a single particle of shit about their depressing, dull future. If you're considered to be a "smart" student, expect to be bullied 24/7, but when the exams start, expect to be treated as a glorious king for about a solid 1-2 weeks, and after that your social status will plummet from a glorious king to a shitty goblin who rose from the depths of hell.

There are a very small amount of really kind teachers like Mr. Phil (AKA: The best business teacher) who actually makes teaching fun, while also giving you breaks to keep your mentality set in this corrupt school where the only way to get decent grades is to befriend the teachers, and turn into a teacher's pet, but there are barely any good teachers. A good example of a shitty teacher iiiiisssssssss-... *DRUM ROLL PLS**-... Mr. Jason!!! He is a teacher that gets pissed off by the slightest, unnecessary things and will call the federal government to take ahold of you and examine you, since he believes that your brain is as small as an atom, when in reality his brain is non-existent (thank god he left).

If you ever get airdropped a video on your iPad and/or iPhone, please do **NOT** accept it, it will most likely be the leaked video of 2 students having sex. If you want to accept it, be aware of the nasty video you'll be watching of 2 students failing to please each other.
Student 1: OMG! 3 students were found having sex in our principal's office-... They were all expelled from our school-... I literally go to such a weird school.

Student 2: You definitely go to SZPAB!

Student 1: WTF! How did you know?!?!
SZPAB by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx March 13, 2022
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SZPAB spab Szabo Szabi szpag Szparkey spaba spabba Spabes spabies
SZPAG is "heaven on earth," a very prestigious school that would do anything to please ADEK and maintain its extremely high reputation, providing little to no events for its students and blaming it on ADEK rules and regulations (no trips, no celebrations, and no plans to hold a graduation ceremony!!!). It's a school with a bunch of self centred rich girls all gathered in one place, with corridors that smell like channel N°5 “That's just, like, the rules of feminism”, girls piercing their ears in class, 10th grade students vaping in the restrooms, and skipping class in the nurse or prayer room. Ms. 'zebra' constantly chasing girls around the rotunda area, while Ms. liz catches moths with her bare hands before combing her hair with her fingers YUCK..., Ms. Amira spreading rumors and calling parents everytime she misunderstands a student, and let's not forget to mention us having THE WORLDS BEST nurse and security (sindu and ranjita <3) YOU GUYS ARE A BLESSINGGG. No words could ever describe how much I love this school and fyi its honesty not as bad as it sounds, I know we can all agree to have created a whole bunch of good memories IM GONNA MISS THIS SCHOOOOOL, ITS SO FETCH.
example 1
girl 1: is this a fashion show
girl 2: no, its szpag

example 2
girl 1: yikes, why r u depressed
girl 2: I'm in ms liz's geography class
SZPAG by fav seniors December 8, 2021

Spabbing 

Spabbing (or space-bar'ing), is the repeated bashing of the spacebar, creating a noisy disturbance within the vicinity.
Hannah: "Ugh, what's that fucking noise?"
Dan: "That's Chris, spabbing away on the keyboard again"
Spabbing by HardleyQWiNN January 31, 2018
Synonymous to taint. The area of sensitive skin between the genitalia and rectum. Applicable to both the male and female.
The spaba is the most sensitive of my erogenous zones.
spaba by Spa-Ba August 16, 2003

Spabeque 

The combination of a Spa and BBQ. Where food is cooked on a barbeque and then consumed while enjoying the spa.
"Hey man, coming for a Spabeque tonight?

"Spabeque, my place.... Chicken wings and a spa."
Spabeque by Keggsy January 30, 2009

Supaball 

To get, Chase, make or have lots of money; Super ballin . Adlib Used by Rapper/Entertainer/Singer/Songwriter Bless Dogg (I Am Romeon).
A person that's able to make lots of money constantly, is on their "Supaball."