SYSCON

Short for System Control. It truly means an utter waste of life, oxygen, space and time. Where someone is assigned with no other purpose but to just take space.

A. Lincoln

I'd rather be on a currency that cost more to manufacture that waste my life on SYSCON. Abraham Lincoln.

by Watch Chief May 24, 2017

Siscon

A person with an unusually strong and probably sexual attachment to their sister. One of the numerous Japanese "complex" portmanteaus that indicate real-life creeps and fictional doujinshi protagonists.

Siscon as seen in "Rabu Rabu Eien <3"
Ani: Natsuko, I... I've always been watching you...
Imouto: Oh Oniichan! I love you too! Let's have sex!

Siscon as seen in Real Life
Ani: Natsuko, I... I've always been watching you...
Imouto: Get away

by nekokirai October 14, 2008

Synconnect

A Ridiculous Educational Initiative By Amity , Children of Lower classes are subjected to Study material of Class 11 and 12 . Along with science and maths , It is accompanied by Very Bad GK And Personality Development classes. Only a Few teachers are good . children are forced to take up synconnect by class teachers (Its really obvious while they try not to act obvious) . Children pay 50,000Rs (700$) For Books which are direct copy paste from old books of other program renamed. while the class is small and easier to understand stuff , nothing is actually taught in there for science , Syllabus is never completed and they take tests which are very high level. There is a test next week and all subjects syllabus is incomplete . they also took up a computers period of ours . along with extra classes on saturday which no one attends they also give you hillarious GK Worksheets which end up in the bin ultimately . This program which is advertised as "Within school hours" , "Crack Entrance exams" , etc is all a massive joke. Its totaly not recomended . Akash Or FIITJEE are Seriously better! also the regular teachers expect a lot from us , the CBSE teachers start teaching us stupid stuff sometimes , then we have children in our section who know a lot , they dont let the normal ones study by keep backanswering teacher and stuff , asking stuff in middle of class no one knows about .

Hey . Dont take Synconnect Next year! Its a massive scam!!! You should perhaps buy that PS4 you never had the funds to buy.

by SynconnectVsTheWorld(F*)IITJEE November 19, 2018

Syson

A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.

Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!

by McGazza May 29, 2010

Syconica

A twenty-something year old, unemployed man living off the aging teat of his mother, who pays for all of his expenses- his bills, groceries, clothes, and cigarettes. Was originally based on a play about a hapless mama's boy and his failing music/screenwriting career.

" I find it rather ironic that Kyle's favorite word is Syconica, seeing as how he is the epitome of the word".

by Qu'lan S. March 4, 2007

suscon

Infamous town located in NEPA. Rumored to have hidden missile silos. Home of the Suscon Screamer (remember, pick your feet up when passing over the bridge). Also home of "The Gorge", an extremely steep hill where people go to for partying or target practice. The most brave Susconer might even attempt to conquer The Gorge with an ATV, or another offroading vehicle.

Also home of: The Cropout. A field thats heavily laden with vehicle tracks, and tall weeds.

Suscon is a town where everyone are cousins with their neighbors.

by Savatage August 28, 2006

syscoing

Syscoing- Selling Sysco products to the general public from a restaurant to go.
As a result of CDC Guidelines that closed many restaurant dining rooms and other establishments to prevent the spread of the coronavirus in 2020, many cities allowed restaurants to sell food items from the menu including entrees and mixed drinks to-go outside of the establishment. As hoarding of staples including fresh eggs, meat, milk, potatoes and other staples left supermarket shelves bare, restaurants began to take up the slack by selling Sysco brand products to the general public.

Texas Roadhouse is syscoing ground beef, ribeyes, potatoes, eggs, milk and frozen breaded seafood today while supplies last. Sadly they aren't offering toilet paper or paper towels

by Tray in Corpus March 23, 2020