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STEFTI is a school in the Philippines which is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia. Like many other schools in the Philippines, this school is a different breed and has a limited edition kit!

Inclusions:
— Dumb students
— Drama everywhere
— Burned out gifted kids
— Academically challenged kids

Limited Time Offer:
— Annoying Batches for JHS

— Gay students
— Strict Teachers

So what are you waiting for? Enroll your kid at STEFTI! The best school in the Philippines! Join now😉.
Person 1: Hey dude! Where’d you study for your JHS and Elementary years?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I studied at STEFTI.
Person 1: YOO FR? That school is lit!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?!
STEFTI by your._.local.student October 21, 2022
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St. Therese Educational Foundation of Tacloban INC. or STEFTI is a Educational Institution Located in the City of Tacloban in the Philippines. The school provides k-12 education (however you will still need kumon to pass math). Like many schools in the Philippines, STEFTI has a plentitude of things going on inside it.

Some of the things in STEFTI are:
- Dumb students
- Annoying students
- One smart kid per grade
- Hot C.L teachers
- High School couples
- Amazing food
- Terrible food
- Unnecessary drama

- Maiden-less students

Some special mentions are:
- Child faced Gr. 7's
- Adult faced Gr. 6's

- Crazy Gr. 8's
- Stray Cats
- Gay and fruity students
- Political turmoil

So what are you waiting for Enroll in STEFTI now!!!
person 1: What School do you do to?
person 2: oh I go to STEFTI.
person 1: Oh so you must be smart right?
person 2: ...
person 1: y-you must be smart r-right???
STEFTI by ya_boi_bob November 13, 2022
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Steffism 

Upper-middle-class stalinistic pillowroomic phrenological matriarchal low affective moralistic benevolence addicted. Commonly found in Sweden.

Originated from Sweden's enlightened, supreme, and infallible prime minister Stefan Löfven.
The feminist was very Steffistic.
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A girl's name. She super cute and I love her very much. She has the prettiest eyes and she's super skinny.
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