SPLURTR

The hottest man on earth like literally the definition of cute, hot, sexy, handsome and more. He also happens to look like Shia LeBeouf

Man Splurtr was lookin so Fine Today

by the man cb October 27, 2023

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Splurt the gurt

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt

I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt

by Biggest boys October 1, 2018

splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"

Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.

by J-kwon November 6, 2004

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

by TK April 12, 2004

splurred

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.

When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.

by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010

splurt

to realease profusely

without the cap the soda machine will splurt everywere

by Nick Wink January 6, 2008