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Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Splurt the gurt 

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt
I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt
Splurt the gurt by Biggest boys October 1, 2018
Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"
Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.
splurt by J-kwon November 6, 2004
Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.
Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"
Splurt by TK April 12, 2004

splurred 

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.
When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.
splurred by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010
to realease profusely
without the cap the soda machine will splurt everywere
splurt by Nick Wink January 6, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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