34 definitions by TK

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Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.
Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......
by TK May 19, 2004
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Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.
Damn Terry, you got manboobs.
by TK May 19, 2004
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Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.
by TK August 03, 2002
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May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?
by TK June 16, 2004
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A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"
You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right
by TK December 03, 2003
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v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking
a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw
by TK February 12, 2004
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