TK's definitions

blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

rendog

Rendog is the top-shelf d-o double gizzle production maestro and smoko-punishing Cherrybrook nigga.

"Where's my muthafucking proofs? Rendog, git yo skinny ass outta the fire escape and onto level six"

by tk August 11, 2004

bush

1) An unsightly growth which should be cut as soon as it is publicly noticed (but sometimes isn't).
2) Pubes.

Some tend to say bush is a good thing. Others tend to be right.

by TK March 11, 2005

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005

foopalooting

This is known as Munging in some circles

By eating the excretion from the dead womans vagina, Dennis verified all of his friends beliefs that he was a real Munger.

by TK March 28, 2005

COMPTAN

The blackest, niggiest gang of all time. The cops hate the nigs of comptan, they always startin shit.

U hear about that drive by the otha day?
Yea man, comptan was behind that shizzy. Their AK's ripped up those muthafuckas.

by TK December 30, 2004