splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022