splurtch 

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

splurtch by Maxhole June 18, 2009

splurtch 

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

splurtch by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

splurch by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

splurchase 

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

splurchase by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Slurtch 

a combination of a whore, slut, and bitch.

George "Hey! Cristian stop! leave me alone! Your an idiot!"

Cristian " shut your whore mouth you slurtch no one let you speak"

Slurtch by elzoro December 1, 2011

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

splurch by Hobbes October 7, 2003

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

Splurch by Kindra October 17, 2011