splurtation 

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

splurtation by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

salutation 

A form of greeting used when "hey" "hi" or "wazzup" just aren't good enough.

Bob: Greetings.
Fred: Salutations.

salutation by Drica-Chan July 19, 2006

Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.

“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

Bulbous salutation by thischarmingtrash February 18, 2019

Greetings and Salutations 

“FUK YUWH”
🖕🏼
💥🔫
✊🏼🩸

"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"

Greetings and Salutations by Determinate May 13, 2021

salutation 

saying hi in a formal matter

"Salutations George!"

salutation by TwiggiestBirch June 9, 2009