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Strep Throat
It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.
I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.
Strep Throat by Caedoe April 14, 2014
Strep
Also known as Strep Throat, this is an infection in the throat caused by the bacteria Streptococcus. It feels like swallowing red-hot razor blades or a gallon of glass shards. If you never thought that your own spit could cause unbearable pain, think again.
Strep by kittycornicus December 27, 2018
Strep Club
Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.
Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.
Strep Club by RiddyTX April 29, 2015
strep penis
when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful
strep penis by All natural Snapple March 21, 2010
Shrepokalypse
When you have all the Shrek memorabilia and it can’t protect you, then you know the Shrepokalypse has truly begun.
Watching the Shrek series will not save us. Unless we have a sidekick like Donkey, and our bodies can withstand enormous pressure from Shreks onions, then it is imminent death.
Watching the Shrek series will not save us. Unless we have a sidekick like Donkey, and our bodies can withstand enormous pressure from Shreks onions, then it is imminent death.
Bro : Yo bro did you see that green thing climbing the Eiffel Tower last night
Bro : no? Was it on CNN ?
Bro : yeah bro it was crazy that thing was like King Kong and hulk combined
Bro : damn bro that must’ve been Shrek. Prepare your body for the Shrepokalypse.
Bro : no? Was it on CNN ?
Bro : yeah bro it was crazy that thing was like King Kong and hulk combined
Bro : damn bro that must’ve been Shrek. Prepare your body for the Shrepokalypse.
Shrepokalypse by JackisOG June 24, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026