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screptic 

screptic means somebody who wants to always be the best at things and mean and rude also dose not like when people have something better then them
jeez. why are you screptic about this game
screptic by Screptic meaning September 20, 2022

Sceptic skank 

A skank who is beginning to wonder if men are just using her for sex.
Sceptic skank's thought bubble:
'I don't think Brad takes me seriously. He invited me to the ice hockey team party, but when I got on my back and let the all the guys bang my bitchmeat he just laughed!'
Sceptic skank by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

sceptical 

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting
You should be sceptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.
sceptical by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.
Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.
climate sceptic by antiglobe October 28, 2010

Scriptic 

1. adj. Can be used to describe someone who's a stickler for rules or goes by a certain code of conduct or follows a certain set of rules religiously
2. adj. In relation to a written text i.e, a script, a textbook, a handbook
3. adj. In relation to scripture
1. After John joined the military, he has been scriptic about his waking hours.
2. Patients are advised to be as scriptic with their prescriptions as actors are with their scripts.
3. The pastor was unusually scriptic, he spent half of the sermon reading the Bible.
Scriptic by Siongok March 30, 2018

sceptic tank 

Cockney (E.London, Great Britain) rhyming slang for Yank American.
A disparaging term for a U.S. citizen.
(Sadly, those poor souls afflicted by political correctness usually confine it to Americans of European origin.)
Far too many of the definitions in this site are courtesy of retarded sceptic tanks.
sceptic tank by wildkitten September 12, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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