When you have all the Shrek memorabilia and it can’t protect you, then you know the Shrepokalypse has truly begun.

Watching the Shrek series will not save us. Unless we have a sidekick like Donkey, and our bodies can withstand enormous pressure from Shreks onions, then it is imminent death.
Bro : Yo bro did you see that green thing climbing the Eiffel Tower last night

Bro : no? Was it on CNN ?

Bro : yeah bro it was crazy that thing was like King Kong and hulk combined

Bro : damn bro that must’ve been Shrek. Prepare your body for the Shrepokalypse.
by JackisOG June 24, 2021
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