When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.
Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.
by RiddyTX June 18, 2015
When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.
by RiddyTX June 18, 2015
by RiddyTX June 28, 2015
This is when someone requests a selfie, so you grab the Polaroid camera, and turn it around to take a pic of yourself. After the photo has dried and is visible, you fax it to the person who requested the pic.
Jennie: Hey Ben, send me a selfie.
Ben: Just sent it baby
Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie
Ben: Just sent it baby
Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie
by RiddyTX June 24, 2015
by RiddyTX June 30, 2015
Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.
Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.
by RiddyTX June 14, 2015
Used to describe a buddy who is whooped by his wife/girlfriend and can't be out too late with his friends. If he should stay out past designated curfew, he will come home to extremes bitchiness.
Eric: Where's Chris? He didn't finish his beer.
Ben: The wife said he had to be home by 10pm.
Eric: He's such a cinderfella
Ben: The wife said he had to be home by 10pm.
Eric: He's such a cinderfella
by RiddyTX June 07, 2015