Definitions by RiddyTX

KamiCosby

A Jell-O shot with so much alcohol in it that it causes you to black out

I had one KamiCosby and woke up in some random apartment to some dude in a sweater fondling me.

KamiCosby by RiddyTX July 11, 2015

Scrotus 

Another name for the Supreme Court of the U.S. who are all so old, they resemble a scrotum.

Apparently, the SCROTUS has the ability to define marriage.

Scrotus by RiddyTX July 9, 2015

fuckyourselfie 

This is when someone requests a selfie, so you grab the Polaroid camera, and turn it around to take a pic of yourself. After the photo has dried and is visible, you fax it to the person who requested the pic.

Jennie: Hey Ben, send me a selfie.
Ben: Just sent it baby

Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie

fuckyourselfie by RiddyTX July 1, 2015

Cum Sprinkler 

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

Cum Sprinkler by RiddyTX June 25, 2015

Cum Bucket 

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.

Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets

Cum Bucket by RiddyTX June 25, 2015

Grand Slam 

Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.

Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.

Grand Slam by RiddyTX June 17, 2015

Asshoke 

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

Asshoke by RiddyTX June 10, 2015