10 definitions by RiddyTX

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 8, 2015

Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.

Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets

by RiddyTX June 18, 2015

KamiCosby

A Jell-O shot with so much alcohol in it that it causes you to black out

I had one KamiCosby and woke up in some random apartment to some dude in a sweater fondling me.

by RiddyTX June 30, 2015

Strep Club

Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.

Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.

by RiddyTX April 29, 2015

fuckyourselfie

This is when someone requests a selfie, so you grab the Polaroid camera, and turn it around to take a pic of yourself. After the photo has dried and is visible, you fax it to the person who requested the pic.

Jennie: Hey Ben, send me a selfie.
Ben: Just sent it baby

Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie

by RiddyTX June 24, 2015

Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

by RiddyTX June 5, 2015

Grand Slam

Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.

Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.

by RiddyTX June 14, 2015