RiddyTX's definitions

Strep Club

Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.

Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.

by RiddyTX April 29, 2015

Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

by RiddyTX June 6, 2015

Cinderfella

Used to describe a buddy who is whooped by his wife/girlfriend and can't be out too late with his friends. If he should stay out past designated curfew, he will come home to extremes bitchiness.

Eric: Where's Chris? He didn't finish his beer.
Ben: The wife said he had to be home by 10pm.
Eric: He's such a cinderfella

by RiddyTX June 9, 2015

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

Grand Slam

Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.

Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.

by RiddyTX June 17, 2015

Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015

Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.

Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015