RiddyTX's definitions

Cinderfella

Used to describe a buddy who is whooped by his wife/girlfriend and can't be out too late with his friends. If he should stay out past designated curfew, he will come home to extremes bitchiness.

Eric: Where's Chris? He didn't finish his beer.
Ben: The wife said he had to be home by 10pm.
Eric: He's such a cinderfella

by RiddyTX June 9, 2015

Strep Club

Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.

Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.

by RiddyTX April 29, 2015

Grand Slam

Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.

Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.

by RiddyTX June 17, 2015

Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

by RiddyTX June 6, 2015

fuckyourselfie

This is when someone requests a selfie, so you grab the Polaroid camera, and turn it around to take a pic of yourself. After the photo has dried and is visible, you fax it to the person who requested the pic.

Jennie: Hey Ben, send me a selfie.
Ben: Just sent it baby

Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie

by RiddyTX July 1, 2015

KamiCosby

A Jell-O shot with so much alcohol in it that it causes you to black out

I had one KamiCosby and woke up in some random apartment to some dude in a sweater fondling me.

by RiddyTX July 11, 2015

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015