Strep

Also known as Strep Throat, this is an infection in the throat caused by the bacteria Streptococcus. It feels like swallowing red-hot razor blades or a gallon of glass shards. If you never thought that your own spit could cause unbearable pain, think again.

Katrina: Why are you crying while eating that donut?
Cory: I have strep. It hurts like a mother.

Strep by kittycornicus December 27, 2018

Strep

A fight. Similar to Scrap or tussle. It is basically a funny or different way of saying to fight.

Person A: *To Person B* No one Likes you.
Person B: That sounds like fighting words.
Person C: Oh damn those two are about to Strep!

Strep by Saltypillow February 1, 2013

strep

strep is not good at all

my math teacher is so strep

my math teacher can BE a strep

strep by ethn January 16, 2006

Strep

Somebody that acts so hard but in reality is the biggest weirdo.

Man he always be acting so strep especially when the boys come round.

Strep by Strep July 6, 2021

Strep Throat 

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.

Strep Throat by Caedoe April 14, 2014

Strep Club

Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.

Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.

Strep Club by RiddyTX April 29, 2015

strep penis 

when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful

I have strep penis because she had strep throat when she gave me head

strep penis by All natural Snapple March 21, 2010