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Slankard 

A boy that is very cute. when im with him i lose all my thoughts, oh shoot. he makes me lose my voice, i become mute. he is a very great boy. who will play with your heart like a toy. a man who doesn’t eat his rice with any soy.
Jacob Slankard is a cute homewrecking heartbreaker. But hes still cute 🤗🤗🤗🤗
Slankard by bNoag April 4, 2022
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skankard 

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
skankard by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019
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slackard 

One addicted to being a slacker. One who is in denial about their lazy tendencies, who prefers to go to great lengths to avoid taking responsibility if it involves doing any work.
He is addicted to drink; he is a drunkard. I am addicted to laziness, to delegating anything I do not want to do; therefore I am a slackard.
slackard by Susan Wood July 6, 2007

Slandard 

When a slang becomes so popular and used in conversation that it becomes part of standard dictionary.

It is a portmanteau of transitioning a slang to standard.
Bromance became a slandard and got added to oxford dictionary.
Slandard by mm1987 November 6, 2018
"oi, pass me that stankard"
stankard by unclekraker June 14, 2008

facebook slackard 

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.
Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!
facebook slackard by hagesmd June 5, 2010

spankard 

A person who is least or minimum
John Groggs is a spankard
spankard by Hot Carl October 19, 2004