spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.

Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!

by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

Spankadoodle

a Legendary fluffy blue creature that spies on its enemy's. the spankadoodle is a word used when you have lost something precious to you

Has anyone seen my spankadoodle

by Lucca Clarkson June 11, 2018

Spankadex

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.

Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex

by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spaniard Movement

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.

I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.

by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011

Spankadelic

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spankadex

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation

"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"

by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012