Slinkard

When a person has a unusually long penis and like to show it in public and they are also known for urinating long distances most people with a slinkard are named gavin

Bro did you see josh showing his slinkard last night at the pub

by Wade edwards October 31, 2021

stinkard

A commoner in the Natchez social system. A stinkard is formed when a creepster and a sketchball meet in a club, and the creepster smells the sketchball's hair from behind.

Stinkardness is transferred through the blood of the mother sketchball, even when the father is Honored (well-endowed). Considered below the status of the bastard child.

Friend 1: I met the sketchiest guy last night. He was a real creepster.

Friend 2: According to the punnett square, you have a 50% probability of making a stinkard. Stay away!

by Creepy Keith May 7, 2008

slinktard

When the position that you're in looks constipated

Kinky: wow thats very slinktard
Slinky: It is very kinky aswell

by kinkymaster101 February 8, 2017

Slankard

A boy that is very cute. when im with him i lose all my thoughts, oh shoot. he makes me lose my voice, i become mute. he is a very great boy. who will play with your heart like a toy. a man who doesn’t eat his rice with any soy.

Jacob Slankard is a cute homewrecking heartbreaker. But hes still cute 🤗🤗🤗🤗

by bNoag April 4, 2022