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One addicted to being a slacker. One who is in denial about their lazy tendencies, who prefers to go to great lengths to avoid taking responsibility if it involves doing any work.

He is addicted to drink; he is a drunkard. I am addicted to laziness, to delegating anything I do not want to do; therefore I am a slackard.

slackard by Susan Wood July 6, 2007

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facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.

Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!

facebook slackard by hagesmd June 5, 2010

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slackadaisical

One step beyond lackadaisical - To completely evade vitality and purpose.

I am not going to do a damn thing today. I am feeling totally slackadaisical!

slackadaisical by gurlsparrow December 9, 2008

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Slackerdom

The state of slacking. Similar to how boredom is the state of being bored. It implies a deeper level of slacking off then merely saying "i've been slacking"

My week long slackerdom finally ended when I realized the test is tomorrow.

Slackerdom by Equar May 1, 2009

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slackademic

A perpetual student who prefers the safety and comfort of academic life over the trials and tribulations of the real world. source: http://www.wordspy.com

I am a non-slackademic. See my article on Virtual Librarianship: A Non-Slackacademic Approach

slackademic by Dr. Mohamed Taher December 9, 2008

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slackadelic

Those attributes most commonly associated with slackers, such as sketch clothing, joblessness, being generally chill, and having a hardcore dedication to hanging out on the couch.

Every since Meriam dropped out of that noisy rock-n-roll band, I fear that our daughter has become ... has become ... positivey slackadelic!

slackadelic by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005

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slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

slacktard by saska April 3, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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