skadousche

meaning great amazingness and opportunity

dude that is so skadousche

by zanderbobander May 29, 2008

SKADOUSCHE

a thing to clean your dousche bag

Greg Wellen is a SKADOUSCHE

by SKADOUSCHE June 11, 2008

Skadooshed

The process of zoning out to a Web-video, the TV, or anything visual while stoned and snapping out of said trance.

Dude, I just skadooshed into the TV! Man I'm high!

by PikaPikachuuu December 19, 2011

scadouche

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

by C. Jones May 13, 2008

skudouche

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.

Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.

by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008

Spadouche

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.

Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.

by itchmyass February 5, 2017

skadouch

a word that basically i just blew your mind or something is about to explode

person 1: *argue* *argue* *argue*

person 2: *arguing and stating a point to where the other person has absolutely no responce.*

person 1:.....

person 2: SKADOUCH!!!

by the professional mind blower March 13, 2009