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Spadouche 

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.
Spadouche by itchmyass February 5, 2017
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Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

SheDouche 

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.
Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.
SheDouche by Xderloin May 24, 2011

scadouche 

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.
I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!
scadouche by C. Jones May 13, 2008

Subadouche 

A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.
Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.

or

Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!
A person who is lacking in common sense. A dummy, Dumb dumb. An idiot who refuses advice then returns and says something like "why didn't you tell me" when you already have.
Chris keeps grinding his clutch.
I told that spaduch how to shift but he won't listen!
spaduch by Big Head Alex May 4, 2007

skudouche 

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.
Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.
skudouche by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008
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