Describing someone who will go mute and/or paralyzed at the mere scent of alcohol within a five mile radius. Because of this, they one who fits this description will generally aspire to become the most vigilant risk manager of all time.
Person 1: As soon as someone opened the bottle of 151, Jeff immediately went mute and cuddled the trash can for three hours, and it scared him so much he now runs risk management for the every frat on campus.
Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.
Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.
by Bros Bros Bros(not jeff) September 27, 2010
Get the Wellen mug.A guy who is SUPERRRRR freaky. Like he is a real freaky frog. He’s also lwk gay sometimes but only w the homies. He’s most likely in love w a baddie named Brooklyn.
by goonerboi47373 January 18, 2025
Get the Wellen mug.1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009
Get the Ape Wellington mug.When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .
"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
by Cube.shit October 4, 2017
Get the wellington curse mug.The Wellerman is an employee of the 19th-century Australian whaling company the Weller Bros. The Wellerman brings supplies to the whaling stations, and takes away the whale oil accumulated since the last visit.
by donsfwtx January 13, 2021
Get the wellerman mug.A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018
Get the Wellend mug.A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.
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