Scadouchebag

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The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.

You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"

Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

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Scouchebag

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

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Skadouchebag

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.

Get away from me you skadouchebag.

Skadouchebag by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018

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skadouchbag

When someone does something awesome, but continues to milk it for more than it is worth. When your friend gets an amazing kill in a Modern Warfare and continues to brag about it.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that I got a head-shot on that guy from across the map.

Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!

Five minutes later...

Guy 1: Did you see that awesome kill earlier from across the...

Guy 2: Don't be a skadouchbag

skadouchbag by Wolfwitz January 30, 2010

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schmouchebag

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".

Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"

schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013

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Scoouchebag

A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.

We were ready to turn at the stop sign, but got cut off by the scoouchebag with the mullet.

Scoouchebag by Ghostchild June 4, 2017

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Skidouchebag

The only thing worse than being a douchebag.

Guy #1- Hey! Quit being such a douche!

Guy #2 - Whatever Skidouchebag!

Skidouchebag by That One Girl? December 11, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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