When someone does something awesome, but continues to milk it for more than it is worth. When your friend gets an amazing kill in a Modern Warfare and continues to brag about it.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that I got a head-shot on that guy from across the map.

Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!

Five minutes later...

Guy 1: Did you see that awesome kill earlier from across the...

Guy 2: Don't be a skadouchbag

skadouchbag by Wolfwitz January 30, 2010

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schmouchebag

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".

Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"

schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013

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Scoouchebag

A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.

We were ready to turn at the stop sign, but got cut off by the scoouchebag with the mullet.

Scoouchebag by Ghostchild June 4, 2017

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Skidouchebag

The only thing worse than being a douchebag.

Guy #1- Hey! Quit being such a douche!

Guy #2 - Whatever Skidouchebag!

Skidouchebag by That One Girl? December 11, 2011

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