SHHMEET 

any white dude name shane

Shane shut yo SHHMEET ASS up

SHHMEET by SHHMEET June 4, 2018

Shhmeated

When you get beamed on Xbox by some random kid who thinks he’s tuff

Kid 1:you just got shhmeated

Kid 2: bro you just tried to hit me offline

Shhmeated by Shhmeated June 13, 2021

shmeet lord 

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

shmeet lord by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

Shmeeta by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

shmeetum 

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

shmeetum by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

shmeet 

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

shmeet by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

shmeet 

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

shmeet by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015