Shhmeated

When you get beamed on Xbox by some random kid who thinks he’s tuff

Kid 1:you just got shhmeated

Kid 2: bro you just tried to hit me offline

by Shhmeated June 13, 2021

Shhmeated

A fucking god

Shhmeated is your god

by Shhmeated June 27, 2021

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

by Skyeetee August 18, 2021

Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.

Dude you've just been schmeaded!

by MPREZYA September 25, 2005

Smeated

The act of making sandwiches using only meats.

There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!

by That's Baloney May 27, 2019