A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release
I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"
by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019
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Adjective/noun A word used to describe someting or some one that is beyond awesome. A word used to portray someones coolness as an object.
Sean is so shmeetz.

Sean just got the Shmeetz kicked out of him when Yelena broke up with him at Interval
by Fred S Pizza February 2, 2009
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