Shmeetz

A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release

I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"

Shmeetz by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019

Shmeetz

Adjective/noun A word used to describe someting or some one that is beyond awesome. A word used to portray someones coolness as an object.

Sean is so shmeetz.

Sean just got the Shmeetz kicked out of him when Yelena broke up with him at Interval

Shmeetz by Fred S Pizza February 2, 2009

Sheetz Run 

A term used by anyone, announcing their intentions of going to a Sheetz conveinence store. Usually, said person will then either take orders for a MTO (Made-to-Order) food stuff, or will invite other members to travel along with.

Currently, the world record for a Sheetz run was made in 2003 when three college students left Harrisburg, PA to Hagerstown, MD to order food from Sheetz. The famed run included orders for a tuna sandwich, a pepperoni sub, and a cheesesteak. The total time took approx. 5 hours.

Example A
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm going on a Sheetz run. You guys need anything?"
Guy B: "Yea, get me two chili dogs with onions."

Example B
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm making a Sheetz run. Anybody want to come with?"
Guy B: "I'll go with ya. I haven't decided what I wanted yet, so I'll figure it out on the way there"

Sheetz Run by El Tuna January 16, 2008

shmeet lord 

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

shmeet lord by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

Shmeeta by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Shmeeze 

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeez 

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

Shmeez by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018