Shmeetz

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A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release

I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"

Shmeetz by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019

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Shmeetz

Adjective/noun A word used to describe someting or some one that is beyond awesome. A word used to portray someones coolness as an object.

Sean is so shmeetz.

Sean just got the Shmeetz kicked out of him when Yelena broke up with him at Interval

Shmeetz by Fred S Pizza February 2, 2009

Related Words

Shmeetz • Sheetz • shmeet • shmeez • Shmeeze • shmeetiest • Sheetzed • Sheetzfaced • Sheetzoned • sheetz rough rider

Sheetz Run

A term used by anyone, announcing their intentions of going to a Sheetz conveinence store. Usually, said person will then either take orders for a MTO (Made-to-Order) food stuff, or will invite other members to travel along with.

Currently, the world record for a Sheetz run was made in 2003 when three college students left Harrisburg, PA to Hagerstown, MD to order food from Sheetz. The famed run included orders for a tuna sandwich, a pepperoni sub, and a cheesesteak. The total time took approx. 5 hours.

Example A
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm going on a Sheetz run. You guys need anything?"
Guy B: "Yea, get me two chili dogs with onions."

Example B
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm making a Sheetz run. Anybody want to come with?"
Guy B: "I'll go with ya. I haven't decided what I wanted yet, so I'll figure it out on the way there"

Sheetz Run by El Tuna January 16, 2008

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

shmeet lord by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

Shmeeta by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

Shmeez by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026