Sumpathy 

Idiotic liberal term for conservatives they feel sorry for.

Being a democratic I feel sumpathy for her because her husband is a Republican.

Sumpathy by Royal rampager September 23, 2018

sumpathy 

Understanding things emotionally when given in summary. Typically used to quickly repeat back to someone all their woes, showing you listened and cared.

my reality has take a few odd turns recently. so I have a lot of sumpathy.

sumpathy by Pookie McNoodles November 27, 2019

Sympathy d'or 

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.

Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.

Sympathy d'or by LM0710 October 6, 2021

Sympathy Laugh 

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

Sympathy Laugh by Orgasmatron666 January 23, 2009

penis sympathy 

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

penis sympathy by Moggraider August 12, 2005

sympathy seeker 

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

sympathy seeker by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

Sympathy Fuck 

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.

Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!

Sympathy Fuck by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013