SCRUFFMAN

A Canadian who likes to pleasure Lumberjacks on his vacations. A general dod:s noob or hacker. An all around fag who likes large hairy men to have sex with.

What a Scruffman, he skips like a fairy through the woods of British Columbia.

by 2BaKeD September 20, 2008

Scruffbone

A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.

Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.

They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.

Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.

Joel Houston, Russel Brand

Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.

Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!

Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.

by Rugbearer January 19, 2010

neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

Scruffables

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"

Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.

by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010

scruffing

Scruffing is a sexual fetish and is generally practiced between two men. Scruffing is most commonly performed as a somewhat sado-masochistic forplay act and is usually coupled with fellatio. Though it first made it's appearance in the gay BDSM, leather, and bathhouse scenes it has begun growing in popularity in recent years. The act is performed by one partner stretching the scrotum of the reciever and using their chin stubble to "Scruff" the recievers scrotum. This causes a variable reaction dependant upon the disposition of the recieving partner. Prolonged scruffing can lead to discomfort and chaffing. Though this is primarily a homosexual act it can be performed man to woman though with the hightened sensitivity of the labia and clitoris it is not as common.

See definition. The scruffing procedure usually follows an up and down motion as if the performing partner is nodding yes.

by Chumborg September 30, 2006