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Scruffin 

A whore (see Bunni Lebowski).
"This fuckin' scruffin, this fuckin' whore is walkin' around town. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this!"
Scruffin by KiNDKeN March 7, 2009

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

Scruffin time 

It's when you got a scruffy beard and its that time to go down on your girl or some other girl...you can figure out the rest.
Girl: Hey do you know what time it is?
You: ooo i dunno Scruffin time?
Girl: Hmmm sounds like fun

scuffin up my dunks 

when your ballin ass crispy shoes get dirt and or debris on them. generally white shoes like fubus or some jordans or any kind of gangsta ass kicks you reppin to be fresh to death. scuffin usually occurs when getting arrested by th cops, someone stepping on your shoes, getting evicted or paying child support.
deavon: yo dog are those your crispy nigga dunks dem shoes is fucking fresh yo

Tre: yeah but those busted ass cops be scuffin up my dunks when they came in my place cuz i didnt pay rent! i need a fresh new pair now

deavon: i feel ya dog fuckin cops always be scuffin up a niggas dunks
scuffin up my dunks by ipwnblacks September 4, 2010

scruffnut 

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.
"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."
scruffnut by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007

neck scruffing 

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.
Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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