SCRILLIES 

Scrotum, but especially when in a retracted and shriveled state.

Your SCRILLIES look a praying mantis embryo casing!

SCRILLIES by Winky Loo October 22, 2019

scrillies 

Scotum, Nut Sack, Dangle Berries.

My scrillies are freezing and look like a walnut casing. Like somebody has chewed chewing gum with their front teeth and then stuck it under my shlong.

scrillies by Winky Loo April 19, 2020

Swillies

The subhuman creatures, if you can call them that, of North Prospect Plymouth. Can be found up at Central Park lurking with intent to bash some poor old unsuspecting lady over the back of the head to get dinner money for their 14 children.

Keep away from this area but if you do find yourself in North Prospect it is easily identifable. You will notice a trampoline in every garden, accompanied by childrens toys surrounded by overgrown grass, a pitbull tied to every fence and even the old paddling pool in the height of winter.

"Ere were swillies baiis and you havin a go?"
"Urm... no I am actually from the job centre..."
"Get him baiis!"

Swillies by Brapbrapboomboom April 24, 2010

Sleepy Sillies 

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

Sleepy Sillies by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Hangover sillies 

The incontrollable silliness and/or giddiness that follows a night of excessive drinking.

Person 1: I just threw up in the dune grass.
Person 2: Fact - every second Christmas, an African child punches a baby.
Person 1: We have such a bad case of the hangover sillies.

Hangover sillies by Freckles17 August 24, 2011

Scrollies 

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.

Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.

Scrollies by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017

Scrolliosis 

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

Scrolliosis by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020