Scrollies 

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.

Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.

Scrollies by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017

Elder Scrolls 

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

Elder Scrolls by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

the elder scrolls 

The elder Scrolls is a game series developed by Bethesda Softworks, and possibly one of the greatest RPG sereis of all time, Entries to the series include: Arena, II Daggerfall, III Morrowind, IV Oblivion and of course, the most recent entry, V Skyrim

What's your favourite single player western fantasy RPG series?

Do You even need to ask?

The Elder Scrolls?

The Elder Scrolls!

the elder scrolls by CaptainZaphod April 17, 2014

scrolltism 

When you have an impulse to scroll through a list rather than simply searching.

Man, I hate when I'm in a rush but my Scrolltism acts up and it takes me 10 minutes to find something.

I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.

scrolltism by IpoSnoozeyFatee1 March 30, 2021

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Within scrolling distance by kakashleigh August 15, 2009

Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012