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SCHFEET! 

The onomatopoeic word for the sound a MK-II hand phaser makes when fired in the classic episodes of Star Trek.
"Bones, I can't believe that green bitch I fucked gave me Rigelian Herpes, I'm gunna' waste her!"
"Now wait just a damn minute Jim! You're a starship captain not a . . . SCHFEET! Aaah Shit!"
SCHFEET! by x_ofc January 28, 2007
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Dude, that is so schweet.
Schweet by W00erss January 3, 2003
quoted from Amanda Bynes in She's the Man. Basically means really really incredibly amazing or cool
You just got front row tickets to the concert that has been sold out for the past three months? SCHVEET!!!
schveet by DANSHAN March 8, 2007
Schkeet is everything. Noun, adjective, verb, adverb, pronoun. It means whatever you make of it. Enunciation can also affect the meaning. Use with caution, as it is a dirty word to some.
1. Schkeet banana.

2. Schkeet off you schkeetin’ schkeet.
Schkeet by Banana Dollar July 3, 2018
Altered verios of the word 'sweet' in a German accent.
"Oh, that is so schveet!"
Schveet by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004
a variation of the exclamation "sweet", but usually in a very high-pitched voice. the e's might also be dragged out for extended periods of time. pretty cool the first time you say it, but after about number two or three of saying it, gets very annoying. use caution when saying excesseively, you might get bitch-slapped.
"man your new ride is schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
"true, true."
schweet by Justin March 3, 2005
sweeter than sweet, like extra sweet, only cool people can say it though. it is usually used in a really deep voice like a russian model.
man that is so freaking schveet. *said in a deep man voice with a german accent*
schveet by Amy and Aaron July 26, 2008