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S.W.A.B. 

"Slut With A Boyfriend"- a girl who displayed sorts of promiscuity whilst engaged in a committed relationship with another man ACCREDITED TO JOSEPH KIMMEL
"Why is she all over him, she has a boyfriend?" "Because she's a s.w.a.b.
S.W.A.B. by Amazing person amazing August 14, 2010
Words you can keep
Meaning Super Weekend Awesome Bed. It is a bed that you sleep in when it is the weekend.
Person 1: A Can't belive that it's the weekend
Person 2: Yes, I get to sleep in the S.W.A.B
S.W.A.B by JACBoy June 11, 2018

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t 

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

W.A.B.S. 

Stands for Weak Ass Broth Syndrome. When your broth game is just too weak.
Dude. This ramen has a serious case of W.A.B.S.

Help combat W.A.B.S. by adding more flavor.
W.A.B.S. by KrystaIKlear May 27, 2019

A.B.W.S. 

Angry Black Woman Syndrome; a tendency among black women throughout the world, particularly African-Americans, to lose teeth, hair and common sense. Symptoms inclue poor volume control, finger wagging, spittins, using fouls language, refusing to cook for others, and an addiction to wearing velure track/sweat pants.
Man: That black woman is so loud and angry. She told me to excuse myself.

Woman: Yea, she has A.B.W.S.
A.B.W.S. by GregariousJew July 25, 2009

w.a.b.b.i.t.s. 

Adj.
White Anglo Bitches Believing In That Shit!

White women who live there lives directly opposite to which they were raised. White women who are attracted to minority men, i.e., African American, Latino, Asian, Arab, etc. These women usually dedicate there lives to men of other races with reckless abandonment. Sometimes even losing there own families because of there choices in men.
Silly w.a.b.b.i.t.s. She comes from a good family of college graduates, but she's pregnant living in the slum with a:

pimp, drug dealer, illegal immigrant, thief, terrorist, loser, bumb, etc.,etc.,etc....
w.a.b.b.i.t.s. by MrDM1 January 8, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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