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A.B.W.S. 

Angry Black Woman Syndrome; a tendency among black women throughout the world, particularly African-Americans, to lose teeth, hair and common sense. Symptoms inclue poor volume control, finger wagging, spittins, using fouls language, refusing to cook for others, and an addiction to wearing velure track/sweat pants.
Man: That black woman is so loud and angry. She told me to excuse myself.

Woman: Yea, she has A.B.W.S.
A.B.W.S. by GregariousJew July 25, 2009

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.
Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
acronym for "Bunk Ass Weak Shit"

Used when you truly despise/hate someone or something
Can be used to describe situations that one is in as well
Your boy's C.D. is B.A.W.S. man

Person A: How was you day
Person: It was totally B.A.W.S.
B.A.W.S by Adam Dunn November 17, 2006
Bad Ass Woman Slayer

A woman slayer of the bad ass male orientation.

A bad ass man who slays women on a daily basis.
"Bro, did you see that B.A.W.S over there? He totally slayed all my women....what a bad ass..."

"Dude, he boned three chicks last night... What a B.A.W.S."
B.A.W.S by LynchMobbin' September 8, 2011

S.W.A.B. 

"Slut With A Boyfriend"- a girl who displayed sorts of promiscuity whilst engaged in a committed relationship with another man ACCREDITED TO JOSEPH KIMMEL
"Why is she all over him, she has a boyfriend?" "Because she's a s.w.a.b.
S.W.A.B. by Amazing person amazing August 14, 2010
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