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S.T.F.O.

Shot the fuck out. When a chick smokes dope/Meth and picks her body from head to toe she is S.T.F.O.
by Wayoutheader September 12, 2017
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i.w.s.t.f.o.o.y

I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y meaning I will slap the fuck out of you
Jayden:"you ugly ASF"
Me:"I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y
by You stink like shit nikka November 22, 2022
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
by Japcola April 21, 2011
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T.O.F.T.S.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.
by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009
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j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o
by izzballzzz August 7, 2023
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I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020
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