Rykah

A ‘fictional’ species. Rykah are constantly flexing the face muscles beside their nose which makes thick lines and creases from their nose to the corners of their mouth. Rykah make constant reeing and screeching noises. They have no concept of personal space. They inhabit an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean called Rykah Island. Many strange things are native to their island. No human has ever visited the island, but many Rykah roam among us today. There may or may not be one writing this right now. Actually no there totally isn’t one, ignore that last sentence... Rykah are very much animal lovers.
Person 1: That’s a Rykah! Careful, I heard it’s been going around breaking windows.
Person 2: That’s ridiculous, it’s just a psychopath on the streets
Person 1: Make sure it doesn’t hear you... they’re really powerful and you don’t know what it could do to you!
Rykah: *throws car at Person 2*
by Peroxis February 07, 2020
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