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Rusty Tea 

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.
mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..
Rusty Tea by rusty tea September 17, 2014
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rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.
Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

rusty tea kettle by Sean Greer June 21, 2007

rusty teaspoon

A person whom is a wank player of video games.
Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.
rusty teaspoon by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
Rusty teabag by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

rusty teardrop 

During anal sex, remove your dick from her ass and fling the shit on your dick into her eye.
Rick gave Marsha a rusty teardrop, and she regrettably got pink eye.
rusty teardrop by Glass-Demon June 26, 2021

Rusty Teabag

Ram a slut up the dinnerdumper in the piledriver position till she is gapped
Lower ur balls into her shitpipe and viciously poke her pussy with ur knob
that fat slut was so wasted i gave her an ol' rusty teabagin
Rusty Teabag by jdtgg April 25, 2008

Rusty Teapot 

It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!
Rusty Teapot by Wes Kelsey February 22, 2006
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