Splitting a handjob from a hooker with your homie to save money. The hooker will jerk both of you off simultaneously (that's why the have two hands) thus allowing you to split the hourly rate. This is typically only practiced within the Caribbean islands.

Friend 1: "Damn bro, I spent so much money on lap dances I don't have enough to get a handy. You wanna go to that whore house and split something?" friend 2: "sure let's go there and get a wankin' Caribbean Dutch rudder style!!"

Caribbean Dutch Rudder by Bigsticky December 15, 2016

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Norwegian Rudder

A form of mutual masturbation similar to the Dutch Rudder. Each partner folds his leg over the top of the other's leg and begins to shake it, sending vibrations up the partner's thigh, and eventually to the tip of their penis.

Hey you want me to suck you off? Nah, John just Norwegian ruddered me.

Norwegian Rudder by marceaux.com December 7, 2010

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ruddering

When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.

Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.

Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.

Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants

Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"

ruddering by flemmimaid October 22, 2012

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Digital Dutch Rudder

When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim

Hey bro let's get a digital dutch rudder circle going on after class

Digital Dutch Rudder by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015

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Runder

A term used to describe a person , sometimes short in stature and driven to overcompensate socially by their perceived "smallness" . A Runder has to overcompensate by starting shit with/about friends. Usually done anonymously because they lack the aggots to do so face-to-face. Also known as the "Desperado Effect" . Desperate to seek attention to themselves, they get unsuspecting friends to join their cause. Interestingly. this person is perceived as smart but has little common sense. Characteristics include having a desperate need to have an overwhelming number of Facebook friends .

Tom: Yo man, why did you write that shit about me?
John: What's the matter man? Can't you take a joke?
Joe: Yea really, what's the deal with you making all these comments?
John: I thought it would get some laughs.
Tom: Wow man... your such a Runder!

Runder by Ruh-Roh scooby June 9, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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