A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of shortsoup with bbq pork.
I thought we were just stopping off for a quick massage but turns out we were in for a Runcorn hotpot
A Swedish adult game. You take a cinnamon bun, and everyone starts flogging thier horn (on the cinnamon bun). The last one has to eat.
Warning: You shall never "Runka Bulle", with the lord Jesus Christ. For Jesus is our savior and he never finishes last. Peter came in second, Thomas bronze he gained. Judas came the very last, then things went as they did.
Guy 1: Hey guys, wanna play som Runka Bulle.
Guy 2: Yeah, sure.
Guy 3: Not with Jesus Christ right?
Guy 1: Of course not, that is the first rule of Runka Bulle: "Don't invite Jesus Christ".
A runako is handsome and loyal. If you come across a runako keep him forever but, don't break his heart because he's like a big teddy bear. A runako is a good listener and is very humorous when it comes to a chat.
Runkbulle is a Swedish national sport where young men gather together. They then form a circle, put a biscuit in the middle of the circle, lower their pants and start to masturbate on the biscuit. The only rule there is that the last one to come has to eat the biscuit.
Pär, Gunnar, Lennart and 5 of their friends got together for a round of runkbulle. Lennart lost and he got a mouthfull of man juice.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.